it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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