this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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