I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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