Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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