NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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