Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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