I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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