You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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