i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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