I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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