whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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