I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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