Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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