spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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