so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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