Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
