oh god the rape fog is back!
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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