i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
