he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
be right there i have to get my cape
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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