oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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