I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I need moral support for this bender
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i think im in europe. pls send help
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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