I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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