I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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