And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Brb crying the tears of my youth
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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