I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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