Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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