Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
