Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
