you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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