I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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