it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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