your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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