Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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