wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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