R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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