found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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