is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
