My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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