Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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