you would pick up someone in the library
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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