There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
only you would photoshop your dick
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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