Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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