don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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