My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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