Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Do you still have your period?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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