Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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