amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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