Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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