fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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