I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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