Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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