I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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