hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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