Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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