Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
