Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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