chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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