he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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