Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
